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TrophySmack Matthew Berry's Toilet Fantasy Football Loser Trophy, Last Place Loser Award

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Our Matthew Berry's Toilet is delicately hand crafted to recognize that member of your league with the extreme talent to suck. And hey, if you didn't win...you lost!. We are talking about the idiot of your league that couldn’t get his sh*t together. The one that might as well have drafted a kicker in the second round. That special loser deserves to be ridiculed and scorned, because let’s be honest, their entire season should be flushed down the toilet. No one should ever forget that type of humiliation. It hurts to lose ... but it hurts even worse when you have a daily reminder of a craptacular season.

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